From Behind Our White Picket Fence Week 189
By Freddy and Eddy
Click here to visit all columns
Surfing Our Way Back to Sexual Bliss
Weekly Sex Tip: If you ever have trouble reaching your orgasm, you may not be breathing deeply enough. Especially during missionary position, he might put too much weight on your chest, causing your breathing to become too shallow to allow enough oxygen to flow through those arteries and let you become fully aroused.
Sex Fact: Having sex 3 times a week burns 7500 calories per year. That's the equivalent of jogging 75 miles (120.675 km). The more intense the sex, the more calories are burnt: up to 10,000 calories annually.
Podcast Update: Looking to last longer and deepen your sexual intimacy and enhance orgasm? Tune in to our 11th Podcast and find out how. We’re joined by Master Tantrica Charu Morgan for a lesson in the basics of tantra and how to integrate its ancient techniques into our modern bedroom. From breathing to connection exercises, Deva Charu provides clear and easy ways to find spiritual depth in one’s intimate side.
Fetish of the Week: Been rummaging through your wife’s undies drawer and can’t figure out why? You might have the fetish known as Burusera, the Japanese term for a liking of panties. It is an extremely prevalent fetish in Japan. There are burusera shops in Japan that sell used schoolgirls' panties, and there even used to be vending machines on the streets where men could buy them. The men buy them to smell them. Since laws have been passed forbidding this practice with girls under the age of eighteen, young girls have still profited off of the practice by letting men pay them to simply sniff their panties under their skirts while they are wearing them.
Sexy Sounds: Dimitri from Paris’ album SacreBleu is a sexy blend of French retro pop that can accompany any sophisticated cocktail into one’s bedroom. Fantastic Plastic Machine’s Beautiful follows along the same path, albeit with some crazy Japanese sensibilities thrown in by mix master Tanaka Tomoyuki. Our last pick this week is Kismet Acoustic, from Jessca Hoop, a lovely blend of well, just about every musical styling you can think of, quite frankly.
Product Love: Saving money is the theme of this week’s product spotlight, so we begin with a $9.99 double-ended glass wand from Adultblowouts.com that normally retails for 60 bucks. Approximately 1” in diameter and 7” in length, it’s perfect for both g-spot and anal insertion, with textured bumps at one end for clitoral fun. We also loved the Dr. Z Bendable Buddy, which is not only composed of ultra soft elastomer material, but can be twisted and bent into a shape just right for any body. Adult Blowouts is also selling a masturbation sleeve called the Jack-O-Rama for $4.99, which easily goes for five times that amount on most retail websites.
One more product deserving of mention is the Bathmate Penis pump, which we’ve talked about in past columns. Using water pressure to draw blood into the penis, this pump is uniquely comfortable and achieves real results in less than 30 days. We reviewed it on our site, in fact, and gave it our highest rating.
Final Thoughts: The last few weeks of summer have seen our son suddenly take an interest in surfing, which in turn has rekindled our own passion for the sport. Each morning, we’ve been taking a group of him and his friends out to catch a few waves and to learn to navigate the ocean safely. It’s our hope the shared bonding we’re witnessing will translate into a lifetime of surfing together and we’ve already begun shopping for a short board for Kealii to progress to a more advanced level before summer ends. Living only 2 miles from the ocean also resulted in the purchase of a Mule bike trailer to haul the boards down to the beach without need for a car (and all that comes with driving into Venice Beach on summer days).
Freddy and Eddy – aka Ian and Alicia Denchasy – can be reached via e-mail at freddy@freddyandeddy.com.
| 
