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Here's an archive of all our original writings for this website dating back to 2001.

From Behind Our White Picket Fence is our weekly contribution to the LA Weekly and Orange County Weekly papers that ran from 2007-2010. We wrote about our ongoing adventures as smut peddlers and pepper each segment with helpful hints and tips to make your sex lives better (hopefully). Here are all our columns, starting with the latest and working backward. Enjoy!

 
Original Essays
 
The Excitement of Predictability - Sometimes, crazy is just that...
Finding Balance for Perfect Harmony - It's all about roles.
Is Your Relationship A Honda or Mercedes? You may be surprised which is better...
Is Your Bedroom Becoming Your Bored-Room? Check Your Bank Statements for Clues!
Using Google to Recharge Your Sex Life! We turned to Google Calendar for the solution.
 
 
From Behind Our White Picket Fence
 
Week 210 - When Sex Fades Away
Week 209 - Pursuing Our Inner Dom
Week 208 - The Road A-Head
Week 207 - First Times
Week 206 - Catching Our Breath
Week 205 - When Only a Good Fuck Will Do
Week 204 - March? Already?
Week 203 - State of the (Marital) Union
Week 202 - Upping Our Game
Week 201 - 2009 Sexy Holiday Gift Guide
Week 200 - Our 200th Column - Reflections from 199 Weeks
Week 199 - Sexual Energy and God. Our Greatest Joy. Our Greatest Fear, Pt. 1
Week 198 - Need A Libido Recharge?
Week 197 - Why Does Hollywood Hate Marriage?
Week 196 - LA Burning Man Decompression and A Friend Moves West
Week 195 - The (No) Sex Pandemic
Week 194 - Hot and Hopeful
Week 193 - Sex, Drugs, and Sunday Afternoons
Week 192 - Exciting Transformations
Week 191 - Summer 2009, Farewell
Week 190 - Walking on Eggshells
Week 189 - Surfing Back to Sexual Bliss
Week 188 - Random Summer Musings
Week 187 - Getting Back Our (Sexual) Mojo
Week 186 - Thoughts from the Adult Novelty Expo Trade Show
Week 185 - Summer 2009, Continued...
Week 184 - Summer 2009
Week 183 - First Time Fridays and Sex on the Rise
Week 182 - Bass-E-Goodness and the Twitter Effect
Week 181 - Who Knew?
Week 180 - Harpo Calls, The Flu Hits, and We Return to Tantra
Week 179 - Is the Worst Over? We Plot a Course Forward
Week 178 - An 11th Hour Save? Our US Tour Takes Shape
Week 177 - Your Last Chance to Bid Farewell
Week 176 - Goodbye Yellow Smut Road
Week 175 - Homemade Porn - Part 2
Week 174 - Homemade Porn - Part 1
Week 173 - Bargains for Your Bedroom Sexual Arsenal
Week 172 - Toughing it Out
Week 171 - Life Makes a Comeback
Week 170 - Optimism
Week 169 - Recession Ulcers
Week 168 - Where Have All the Good (Single) Men Gone?
Week 167 - Our Perfect Valentine's Day 2009
Week 166 - Absurdity on Hwy. 1
Week 165 - Sex in the Age of Obama
Week 164 - Farewell, LA Weekly Print Edition
Week 163 - Resolutions 2009
Week 162 - A George Bailey Month
Week 161 - Elderly Stress
Week 160 - Holiday Thoughts
Week 159 - Giving Thanks to Married Sex
Week 158 - iPhone Bliss
Week 157 - Rollin' Hoe-NAY Style
Week 156 - Did the Dream Come True?
Week 155 - Five Days to History
Week 154 - Electoral Anticipation
Week 153 - Hard to Perform
Week 152 - Best of... 2009, Pt. 2
Week 151 - Best of... 2009, Pt. 1
Week 150 - The White Picket Fence Comes Down
Week 149 - Promising Signs Amidst the Conservative Gloom
Week 148 - Thoughts from the Playa, Pt. 2
Week 147 - Thoughts from the Playa, Pt. 1
Week 146 - The Best Sexual Aphrodisiac
Week 145 - Playa Time!
Week 144 - Disconnection
Week 143 - Sex and the Psychological Recession, Pt. 2
Week 142 - Sex and the Psychological Recession, Pt. 1
Week 141 - Sex and the RV
Week 140 - Will Greatness Ever Happen?
Week 139 - Tapping Into Old Faithful, Pt. 3
Week 138 - Wetting Our Sexual Appetites, Pt. 2
Week 137 - Gushing into a Sexy Summer, Pt. 1
Week 136 - Summer (Officially) Begins
Week 135 - Sexual Frustration
Week 134 - Erotica LA Returns
Week 133 - The Grass is Always Greener
Week 132 - Changing Direction
Week 131 - Farewell Babeland...
Week 130 - Sex, Heat, and Dodger Dogs
Week 129 - Wonder How-to?
Week 128 - Porn on the Ropes
Week 127 - Sexual Re-emergence
Week 126 - Musings from Our Spring Vacation - Part 2
Week 125 - Musings from Our Spring Vacation - Part 1
Week 124 - Porn on the Cheap
Week 123 - A Vacation at Last
Week 122 - Little League Baseball Season is Underway
Week 121 - Our Son Blows It and the Slowdown Begins
Week 120 - Trying to Get Back on Track
Week 119 - Our Perfect Day and Valentine Inspirations
Week 118 - Guilt and Afterglow
Week 117 - LA Shows Us Some Love
Week 116 - The Sham That Is Las Vegas
Week 115 - Redefining the Adult Industry
Week 114 - Hello 2008!
Week 113 - Farewell 2007
Week 112 - Van Halen Redux and the Perfect Holiday Turkey
Week 111 - Holiday Humbuggery
Week 110 - The Long Tail of Coco and Kiki
Week 109 - Van Halen Rocks Our World and Why Do Writers Hate Marriage?
Week 108 - Thanksgiving Already?
Week 107 - A Little Blue Pill
Week 106 - Love LA Marches on and Guitar Hero III Rocks Our House
Week 105 - Our Book is Out! Mom Gets A Boyfriend
Week 104 - Discover Channel HD, Interrupted
Week 103 - LOVE LA Venue Booked and Anal Ring Toss Concluded
Week 102 - Busy, Anal Ring Toss Pt. 2, and Time to Party!
Week 101 - 18 Hours to Live and Rings Around the Rosy
Week 100 - Happy Anniversary - Our 100th Column!
Week 99 - At A Crossroads - Trouble in Paradise?
Week 98 - Our Shop Floods and Who Turned Up the Heat?
Week 97 - The Man Burns - Twice, Part 1
Week 96 - Bad Knees, We're on the Playa, and Paul Gets Mexicunts
Week 95 - Summer Doldrums, Prepping to Burn, and David Vitter's Latest Vid Pick
Week 94 - Basketball Season Ends, Colon Hydrotherapy, and the Master Cleanse Recipe
Week 93 - Burning Man by the Sea and Mom Escapes
Week 92 - Lemon Juice, Basketball Farewells, and Prepping for Burning Man
Week 91 - Mom's Dentures, The Summer Slowdown, and Other Tidbits
Week 90 - Writers Cramp, Grooving to Ulrich Schnauss, and the Bliss of Being
Week 89 - Crash of the (Basketball) Titans and Sexy Tidbits, Pt. 1
Week 88 1/2 - July Events
Week 88 - Farewell Erotica LA
Week 87 - Erotica LA is Here and More Youth Sports Woes
Week 86 - Reconnecting and Music to Love By
Week 85 - Books!
Week 84 - Youth Sports Woes - A Detour from Sex
Week 83 - Celebrity Bullshit
Week 82 - What Did YOU Get for Mother's Day?
Week 81 - The People We Love 2007
Week 80 - Walkabout
Week 79 - Hot Mom's Night, Basketball Bliss, and an Interesting Question...
Week 78 - Mom's Adjustment and Living the Dream
Week 77 - Books and Sneaks
Week 76 - Baseball, Apple Pie, and Skype Hype
Week 75 - Two Days to Bliss and Ninnworx Rescues Porn
Week 74 - Mom's Moving Out and a Toy Review Backlog
Week 73 - Porn Takes a Holiday and Little League Begins
Week 72 - The Senile Mom's Gotta Go and We Revisit Tantra
Week 71 - Pink Berry Addiction
Week 70 - Our 8 Year Old Spills the Beans
Week 69 - Sexual IN-frequency
Week 68 - Little League Woes
Week 67 - The Good Life...
Week 66 - AVN Las Vegas, Pt. 2 – Exhaustion, Wicked Throws a Party...
Week 65 - AVN Las Vegas 2007 - The Porn Bubble
Week 64 - Our Favorite Things from 2006
Week 63 - Random Holiday Thoughts
Week 62 - Reflections on 2006
Week 61 - Our Sexy Holiday Gift Guide, Part 2 - From the Dark Side
Week 60 - Our Sexy Holiday Gift Guide, Part 1
Week 59 - Our HOT Honeymoon Continues...
Week 58 - Sex, Sex, and MORE Sex!
Week 57 - Back in the Saddle!
Week 56 - Home Alone - Reprise
Week 55 - Vote the Fuckers Out
Week 54 - A Word of Thanks and The Unlikely Story of Freddy and Eddy, Pt. 4
Week 53 - Disappointment Again and The Unlikely Story of Freddy and Eddy, Pt. 3
Week 52 - The Unlikely Story of Freddy and Eddy, Pt. 2
Week 51 - The Best of SEX LA 2006
Week 50 - The Unlikely Story of Freddy and Eddy, Pt. 1
Week 49 - An Fall Baseball Victory and We Attend a Hollywood Porn Party
Week 48 - Sex on the Playa - Burning Man 2006, Pt. 2
Week 47 - End of Summer - Burning Man 2006, Pt. 1
Week 46 - Together Again and We Prepare for Burning Man
Week 45 - Alone...
Week 44 - Sex and the Suicide Bomber, Larry's Back, and A New Sexual Milestone, Pt. 2
Week 43 - Summer Basketball Bliss and A New Sexual Milestone, Pt. 1
Week 42 - A HOT Weekend...
Week 41 - Sex As Stress Relief and We Get a Quirky Visitor
Week 40 - It's Cleanse Time Again! Also, We Share Our Favorite Sexy Restaurant
Week 39 -More from Erotica LA, An OC Girl Makes Good, and Our Sybian is Here!
Week 38 - Greetings from Erotica LA 2006
Week 37 - Sexual Aphrodisiacs, Pt. 8 - Pheromones Continued and a Trip To Hermosa
Week 36 - Sexual Aphrodisiacs, Pt. 7 - Pheromones, Herbs, and Roving Hands
Week 35 - Sexual Aphrodisiacs, Pt. 6 - Alcohol to Pheromones
Week 34 - Sexual Aphrodisiacs, Pt. 5 - The Four Phases of Sexuality
Week 33 - The Lost OC Column: A Plea for Assistance
Week 32 - Sexual Aphrodisiacs, Pt. 4 - Getting on the Same Page
Week 31 - Sexual Aphrodisiacs, Pt. 3 - The Desire Factor, Pt. 2
Week 30 - Sexual Aphrodisiacs, Pt. 2 - The Desire Factor
Week 29 - Sexual Aphrodisiacs, Pt. 1 - From Viagra to Oysters
Week 28 - Some WAY Cool People Who Inhabit the Sex Industry
Week 27 - Welcome Back Sunshine! Porn 101, Pt. 7 - More Vid Suggestions
Week 26 - Porn 101, Pt. 6 - Suggested Viewing
Week 25 - Porn 101, Pt. 5 - When Porn Goes RIGHT
Week 24 - Porn 101, Pt. 4 - What to Do Once You Hit Play
Week 23 - Porn 101, Pt. 3 - Using Adult Video Properly
Week 22 - Porn 101, Pt. 2 - How to Get the Most Out of Adult Video; Baseball Season!
Week 21 - Porn 101, Pt. 1 - The Porn Problem
Week 20 - The Tantric Key to Lasting Longer and A Couple of Book Suggestions
Week 19 - We Continue Our Tantra with Deva Charu and Our Bone is Cloned!
Week 18 - Unconventional Valentines Give Suggestions from Babeland
Week 17 - How One Hour Changed Our Sex Lives Forever and Here Comes Clone-a-Willy
Week 16 - Back Behind the Orange Curtain to Visit Sportsheets and AVN Musings
Week 15 - Our AVN Wrap-up, LA Weekly Throws a Party, and New Product Discoveries
Week 14 - Our Sexpectations for the New Year and AVN Vegas Here We Cum
Week 13 - A Cool Art Opening in OC and Our New Years Recipe for Sex-cess
Week 12 - A Few Holiday Thoughts and Some Great Last Minute Sexy Gifts
Week 11 - Our 2005 Sexy Holiday Gift Guide
Week 10 - Sex Toy Materials Concluded and Our Sexy Holiday Gift Guide, Pt. 1
Week 9 - Dean the Lube Dude and a Visit to Sexcetera
Week 8 - Off to Costa Mesa and Sex Toy Materials Continued...
Week 7 - More on Sex Toy Materials and Our Night with the Lezbotrons from Babeland
Week 6 - Joel Maps Our BDSM Adventure and Picking Out Sex Toys, Pt. 2
Week 5 - Joel's Recipe for Painful Delights and Two Pieces of Sexy Furniture We Love
Week 4 - Sexy People We Thank for Being and Our Trip to JT's Stockroom, Pt. 1
Week 3 - Choosing the Right Vibe, Continued...
Week 2 - Settling In
Week 1 - Sex and Car Culture
 
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