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Behind Our White Picket Fence Archive |
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From Behind Our White Picket Fence is our weekly
contribution to the
LA Weekly and
Orange County Weekly papers.
We write about our ongoing adventures as smut
peddlers and pepper each segment with helpful hints and tips to
make your sex lives better (hopefully). Here are all our
columns, starting with the latest and working backward. Enjoy! |
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| Week 200 - Our 200th Column - Reflections from 199 Weeks |
| Week 199 - Sexual Energy and God. Our Greatest Joy. Our Greatest Fear, Pt. 1 |
| Week 198 - Need A Libido Recharge? |
| Week 197 - Why Does Hollywood Hate Marriage? |
| Week 196 - LA Burning Man Decompression and A Friend Moves West |
| Week 195 - The (No) Sex Pandemic |
| Week 194 - Hot and Hopeful |
| Week 193 - Sex, Drugs, and Sunday Afternoons |
| Week 192 - Exciting Transformations |
| Week 191 - Summer 2009, Farewell |
| Week 190 - Walking on Eggshells |
| Week 189 - Surfing Back to Sexual Bliss |
| Week 188 - Random Summer Musings |
| Week 187 - Getting Back Our (Sexual) Mojo |
| Week 186 - Thoughts from the Adult Novelty Expo Trade Show |
| Week 185 - Summer 2009, Continued... |
| Week 184 - Summer 2009 |
| Week 183 - First Time Fridays and Sex on the Rise |
| Week 182 - Bass-E-Goodness and the Twitter Effect |
| Week 181 - Who Knew? |
| Week 180 - Harpo Calls, The Flu Hits, and We Return to Tantra |
| Week 179 - Is the Worst Over? We Plot a Course Forward |
| Week 178 - An 11th Hour Save? Our US Tour Takes Shape |
| Week 177 - Your Last Chance to Bid Farewell |
| Week 176 - Goodbye Yellow Smut Road |
| Week 175 - Homemade Porn - Part 2 |
| Week 174 - Homemade Porn - Part 1 |
| Week 173 - Bargains for Your Bedroom Sexual Arsenal |
| Week 172 - Toughing it Out |
| Week 171 - Life Makes a Comeback |
| Week 170 - Optimism |
| Week 169 - Recession Ulcers |
| Week 168 - Where Have All the Good (Single) Men Gone? |
| Week 167 - Our Perfect Valentine's Day 2009 |
| Week 166 - Absurdity on Hwy. 1 |
| Week 165 - Sex in the Age of Obama |
| Week 164 - Farewell, LA Weekly Print Edition |
| Week 163 - Resolutions 2009 |
| Week 162 - A George Bailey Month |
| Week 161 - Elderly Stress |
| Week 160 - Holiday Thoughts |
| Week 159 - Giving Thanks to Married Sex |
| Week 158 - iPhone Bliss |
| Week 157 - Rollin' Hoe-NAY Style |
| Week 156 - Did the Dream Come True? |
| Week 155 - Five Days to History |
| Week 154 - Electoral Anticipation |
| Week 153 - Hard to Perform |
| Week 152 - Best of... 2009, Pt. 2 |
| Week 151 - Best of... 2009, Pt. 1 |
| Week 150 - The White Picket Fence Comes Down |
| Week 149 - Promising Signs Amidst the Conservative Gloom |
| Week 148 - Thoughts from the Playa, Pt. 2 |
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Week 147 - Thoughts from the Playa, Pt. 1 |
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Week 146 - The Best Sexual Aphrodisiac |
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Week 145 - Playa Time! |
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Week 144 - Disconnection |
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Week 143 - Sex and the Psychological Recession, Pt. 2 |
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Week 142 - Sex and the Psychological Recession, Pt. 1 |
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Week 141 - Sex and the RV |
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Week 140 - Will Greatness Ever Happen? |
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Week 139 - Tapping Into Old Faithful, Pt. 3 |
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Week 138 - Wetting Our Sexual Appetites, Pt. 2 |
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Week 137 - Gushing into a Sexy Summer, Pt. 1 |
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Week 136 - Summer (Officially) Begins |
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Week 135 - Sexual Frustration |
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Week 134 - Erotica LA Returns |
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Week 133 - The Grass is Always Greener |
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Week 132 - Changing Direction |
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Week 131 -
Farewell Babeland... |
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Week 130 - Sex, Heat, and Dodger Dogs |
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Week 129 - Wonder How-to? |
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Week 128 - Porn on the Ropes |
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Week 127 - Sexual Re-emergence |
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Week 126 - Musings from Our Spring Vacation - Part 2 |
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Week 125 - Musings from Our Spring Vacation - Part 1 |
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Week 124 - Porn on the Cheap |
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Week 123 - A Vacation at Last |
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Week 122 - Little League Baseball Season is Underway |
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Week 121 - Our Son Blows It and the Slowdown Begins |
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Week 120 - Trying to Get Back on Track |
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Week 119 - Our Perfect Day and Valentine Inspirations |
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Week 118 - Guilt and Afterglow |
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Week 117 - LA Shows Us Some Love |
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Week 116 - The Sham That Is Las Vegas |
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Week 115 - Redefining the Adult Industry |
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Week 114 - Hello 2008! |
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Week 113 - Farewell 2007 |
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Week 112 - Van Halen Redux and the Perfect Holiday Turkey |
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Week 111 - Holiday Humbuggery |
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Week 110 - The Long Tail of Coco and Kiki |
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Week 109 - Van Halen Rocks Our World and Why Do Writers Hate
Marriage? |
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Week 108 - Thanksgiving Already? |
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Week 107 - A Little Blue Pill |
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Week 106 - Love LA Marches on and Guitar Hero III Rocks Our
House |
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Week 105
- Our Book is Out! Mom Gets A Boyfriend |
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Week 104 - Discover Channel HD, Interrupted |
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Week 103 - LOVE LA Venue Booked and Anal Ring Toss Concluded |
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Week 102 - Busy, Anal Ring Toss Pt. 2, and Time to Party! |
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Week 101 - 18 Hours to Live and Rings Around the Rosy |
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Week 100 - Happy Anniversary - Our 100th Column! |
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Week 99 - At A Crossroads - Trouble in Paradise? |
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Week 98 - Our Shop Floods and Who Turned Up the Heat? |
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Week 97 - The Man Burns - Twice, Part 1 |
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Week 96 - Bad Knees, We're on the Playa, and Paul Gets
Mexicunts |
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Week 95 - Summer Doldrums, Prepping to Burn, and David
Vitter's Latest Vid Pick |
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Week 94 - Basketball Season Ends, Colon Hydrotherapy, and
the Master Cleanse Recipe |
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Week 93 - Burning Man by the Sea and Mom Escapes |
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Week 92 - Lemon Juice, Basketball Farewells, and Prepping
for Burning Man |
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Week 91 - Mom's Dentures, The Summer Slowdown, and Other
Tidbits |
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Week 90 - Writers Cramp, Grooving to Ulrich Schnauss, and
the Bliss of Being |
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Week 89 - Crash of the (Basketball) Titans and Sexy Tidbits,
Pt. 1 |
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Week 88 1/2 - July Events |
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Week 88 - Farewell Erotica LA |
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Week 87 - Erotica LA is Here and More Youth Sports Woes |
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Week 86 - Reconnecting and Music to Love By |
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Week 85 - Books! |
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Week 84 - Youth Sports Woes - A Detour from Sex |
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Week 83 - Celebrity Bullshit |
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Week 82 - What Did YOU Get for Mother's Day? |
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Week 81 - The People We Love 2007 |
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Week 80 - Walkabout |
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Week 79 - Hot Mom's Night, Basketball Bliss, and an
Interesting Question... |
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Week 78 - Mom's Adjustment and Living the Dream |
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Week 77 - Books and Sneaks |
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Week 76
- Baseball, Apple Pie, and Skype Hype |
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Week 75 -
Two Days to Bliss and Ninnworx Rescues Porn |
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Week 74 - Mom's Moving Out and a Toy Review Backlog |
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Week 73
- Porn Takes a Holiday and Little League Begins |
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Week 72
- The Senile Mom's Gotta Go and We Revisit Tantra |
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Week 71 - Pink Berry Addiction |
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Week 70 - Our 8 Year Old Spills the Beans |
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Week 69 - Sexual IN-frequency |
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Week 68
- Little League Woes |
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Week 67
- The Good Life... |
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Week 66 - AVN Las Vegas, Pt. 2 –
Exhaustion, Wicked Throws a Party... |
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Week 65 - AVN Las Vegas 2007 - The Porn Bubble |
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64 - Our Favorite Things from 2006 |
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Week
63 - Random Holiday Thoughts |
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Week
62 - Reflections on 2006 |
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Week
61 - Our Sexy Holiday Gift Guide, Part 2 - From the Dark
Side |
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Week
60 - Our Sexy Holiday Gift Guide, Part 1 |
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Week
59 - Our HOT Honeymoon Continues... |
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Week
58 - Sex, Sex, and MORE Sex! |
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Week
57 - Back in the Saddle! |
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Week
56 - Home Alone - Reprise |
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Week
55 - Vote the Fuckers Out |
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Week
54 - A Word of Thanks and The Unlikely Story of Freddy and Eddy, Pt.
4 |
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53 - Disappointment Again and The Unlikely Story of Freddy and Eddy, Pt.
3 |
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Week
52 - The Unlikely Story of Freddy and Eddy, Pt. 2 |
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Week
51 - The Best of SEX LA 2006 |
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Week
50 - The Unlikely Story of Freddy and Eddy, Pt. 1 |
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Week 49 -
An Fall Baseball Victory and We Attend a Hollywood Porn
Party |
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Week 48 - Sex on the Playa
- Burning Man 2006, Pt. 2 |
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Week 47 -
End of Summer - Burning Man 2006, Pt. 1 |
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Week 46
- Together Again and We Prepare for Burning Man |
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Week 45
- Alone... |
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Week 44 - Sex and the Suicide Bomber, Larry's Back, and A
New Sexual Milestone, Pt. 2 |
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Week 43 - Summer Basketball Bliss and A New Sexual
Milestone, Pt. 1 |
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Week 42 - A HOT Weekend... |
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Week 41 - Sex As Stress Relief and We Get a Quirky Visitor |
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Week 40 - It's Cleanse Time Again! Also, We Share Our
Favorite Sexy Restaurant |
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Week 39 -More from Erotica LA, An OC Girl Makes Good, and
Our Sybian is Here! |
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Week 38 - Greetings from Erotica LA 2006 |
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Week 37 - Sexual Aphrodisiacs, Pt. 8 - Pheromones Continued
and a Trip To Hermosa |
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Week 36 - Sexual Aphrodisiacs, Pt. 7 - Pheromones, Herbs,
and Roving Hands |
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Week 35 - Sexual Aphrodisiacs, Pt. 6 - Alcohol to Pheromones |
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Week 34 - Sexual Aphrodisiacs, Pt. 5 - The Four Phases of
Sexuality |
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Week 33 - The Lost OC Column: A Plea for Assistance |
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Week 32 - Sexual Aphrodisiacs, Pt. 4 - Getting on the Same
Page |
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Week 31 - Sexual Aphrodisiacs, Pt. 3 - The Desire Factor,
Pt. 2 |
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Week 30 - Sexual Aphrodisiacs, Pt. 2 - The Desire Factor |
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Week 29 - Sexual Aphrodisiacs, Pt. 1 - From Viagra to
Oysters |
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Week 28 - Some WAY Cool People Who Inhabit the Sex Industry |
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Week 27 - Welcome Back Sunshine! Porn 101, Pt. 7 - More Vid
Suggestions |
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Week 26 - Porn 101, Pt. 6 - Suggested Viewing |
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Week 25 - Porn 101, Pt. 5 - When Porn Goes RIGHT |
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Week 24 - Porn 101, Pt. 4 - What to Do Once You Hit Play |
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Week 23 - Porn 101, Pt. 3 - Using Adult Video Properly |
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Week 22 - Porn 101, Pt. 2 - How to Get the Most Out of Adult
Video; Baseball Season! |
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Week 21 - Porn 101, Pt. 1 - The Porn Problem |
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Week 20 - The Tantric Key to Lasting Longer and A Couple of
Book Suggestions |
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Week 19 - We Continue Our Tantra with Deva Charu and Our
Bone is Cloned! |
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Week 18 - Unconventional Valentines Give Suggestions from
Babeland |
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Week 17 - How One Hour Changed Our Sex Lives Forever and
Here Comes Clone-a-Willy |
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Week 16 - Back Behind the Orange Curtain to Visit
Sportsheets and AVN Musings |
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Week 15 - Our AVN Wrap-up, LA Weekly Throws a Party, and New
Product Discoveries |
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Week 14 - Our Sexpectations for the New Year and AVN Vegas
Here We Cum |
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Week 13 - A Cool Art Opening in OC and Our New Years Recipe
for Sex-cess |
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Week 12 - A Few Holiday Thoughts and Some Great Last Minute
Sexy Gifts |
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Week 11 - Our 2005 Sexy Holiday Gift Guide |
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Week 10 - Sex Toy Materials Concluded and Our Sexy Holiday
Gift Guide, Pt. 1 |
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Week 9 - Dean the Lube Dude and a Visit to Sexcetera |
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Week 8 - Off to Costa Mesa and Sex Toy Materials
Continued... |
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Week 7 - More on Sex Toy Materials and Our Night with the
Lezbotrons from Babeland |
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Week 6 - Joel Maps Our BDSM Adventure and Picking Out Sex
Toys, Pt. 2 |
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Week 5 - Joel's Recipe for Painful Delights and Two Pieces
of Sexy Furniture We Love |
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Week 4 - Sexy People We Thank for Being and Our Trip to JT's
Stockroom, Pt. 1 |
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Week 3 - Choosing the Right Vibe, Continued... |
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Week 2 - Settling In |
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Week 1 - Sex and Car Culture |
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