Could any sex toy justify
spending 100 bucks? We just had to find out. This product claims to have 2
million dollars of research, the ONLY product endorsement of the big kahuna
of sex - Dr. Ruth - herself, and GUARANTEES the Big O to ANY and ALL women
who dare to open their pocketbooks to such extravagance. We just couldn't
resist. We placed our order and waited. And waited. Unfortunately, a load of
folks must've gotten the same idea, as the Eroscillator was backordered,
making us wait almost 6 weeks for its arrival. Luckily for Eddy, it arrived
the day after her pocket rocket finally shook its last clitoris (it gave out
after 5 years of faithful service). That evening, we plugged it in and gave
it a test run.
First, the facts. The
Eroscillator 2-Plus is about 12" long and 2" in diameter. It is visually
appealing and noticeably sturdy (an unconditional one year guarantee is
standard). The entire unit houses the motor assembly and the actual
stimulation comes from a very small tip which installs by easily plugging in
at one end. There are actually two flexible attachments that come
standard, each with different functions (ball&cup for nipples and G-spot
penetration and cluster&cockscomb for clitoral stimulation). There are other
attachments available to purchase as well. For our first tryout, we decided
to stick with the cluster&cockscomb and focus on the clit. Like the Magic
Wand, the Eroscillator 2 is powered by electricity, so it can reach and
sustain earth shaking power levels and the cord is a conveniently long 12
feet. This is not to be understated. The length of the cord enables lots of
freedom to move around, which is a big plus when the heat turns up. The
manual is excellent and offers a great primer for novices and experts alike.
Finally, it is relatively quiet for such a large and powerful device, so we
weren't concerned with waking up our little one as we ventured up the warp
factors.
 The product literature takes
great pains to point out that the Eroscillator is NOT a vibrator. In fact,
it actually ocsillates (moves back and forth) between 2200 and 3600
oscillations per minute. Eddy definitely did not think it felt like any of
her other vibrators. However, she can't actually explain the difference. On
the one hand, it's more intense than the small battery vibes she's tried,
but on the other it seems to penetrate deeper than the more powerful toys in
her collection as well. We can only conclude that the oscillations that they
claim make a difference, do indeed MAKE a big difference. I have to admit,
after seeing Eddy try and enjoy so many toys, it was amazing that this one
could actually stand out and deliver the goods. For me, the design of having
the small tip doing the work made the Eroscillator surprisingly nimble for
use during intercourse. Eddy seemed pretty comfortable maneuvering it in
almost every sexual position imaginable. The large size was appealing to
Eddy as it made for easy control and manipulation, especially during partner
play. Oh, and did we mention it gave her the most intense orgasm she's ever
had in her life? And that it continues to do so?
Eroscillator also has a Top
Deluxe version, which adds about a quarter more power and 3 additional head
attachments. For lovers of the Hitachi Magic Wand (in other words, "power
users"), this would be the model to get.
In conclusion, this toy is a
must have. 100 dollars does seem like a lot of money to spend on a sex toy,
but when one considers the quality, versatility, and great pleasure payoff
that comes with it, the cost seems a pittance. Especially if you factor in
all the money you'll save NOT purchasing other, less effective toys.
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