The Proteus doesn't seem too extraordinary at first glance. Instead, it's like a geek. Patient, quiet, and happy to wait its turn, Proteus packs an orgasmic wallop when it is picked from the shadows, knowing it's worth the wait.

When we grabbed the Proteus, we warmed it for a little bit and then started playing with it. Ranger had already been paying attention to my nether regions and I thought I was well prepared for what came next. I wasn't.

Ranger placed the nubbed part of the shaft against my clit and, using his hands on the straight half of the shaft, started twisting the Proteus with his palms. Oh, the rapture. Not one to waste time discovering new tactics, Ranger moved his mouth to my clit and inserted the Proteus into me just enough that the last of the nubs disappeared. He then masterfully worked it in and out just a little bit, twisting and angling it until I had no clue whether I was coming or going. If there is no other reason to get this toy, using it during cunnilingus is good enough.

It's not often I find myself a slave to orgasmic pleasure, but this toy coupled with Ranger wielding it had me unable to breathe for what seemed like an hour. Anything that can do that deserves top ranks in my book.

The Proteus wand is definitely a toy that can be enjoyed alone or as a couple. It's not too big that it gets in the way of a tongue playing in the same vicinity, and it's not so small that it can hardly be felt either. We think it's the perfect combination of smooth, nubs, sculpted head, and pure pleasure. There isn't too much of anything unless there is such a thing as too many orgasms. Nah, I didn't think so either. We give this one four thumbs up, two erect nipples, and one satisfied couple.