 "WHY..."
asks the Liberator product literature, "do you need Liberator
Shapes?" Why indeed, was the question we had as well when we saw
them mentioned in the March issue of Playboy. What could two wedge
shaped pillows do to enhance our sex life any more than, say, a
swing? Or another toy? We were skeptical, to say the least. Being
the disciples of Playboy that we are, however, we decided to give
this product a try and placed an order.
Two weeks later, a rather large box
arrived and we anxiously unpacked the contents and
started planning our tryout times. The first thing that struck us
was how well packaged the products were. Aside from being snugly
tucked into their sturdy shipping box, they are also encased in
nylon tote bags, complete with shoulder straps. Unzipping them
revealed two sturdy wedges, covered with smooth velvety
micro-fiber material, which can be removed for washing. A similar
nylon material covers the firm urethane core and adds yet
another layer of sanitation to the product. Finally, a very nice
instructional booklet is included, with illustrations to guide you
to countless positions and ideas. It is clear that Liberator has put
together their products with quality first and that they are built to last countless
encounters. This more than justifies the $234.00 (for Ramp and
Wedge set) price tag. Suddenly, our skepticism gave way to anxious
anticipation and we couldn't wait to review them.
Unfortunately, with work, our little one, and an unanticipated
guest staying for a few nights, the ramps went unused and had to
be stowed under our bed (they fit easily) until we could find the
right opportunity. When that opportunity finally came, we put
those wedges to the test. Sex will never be the same.
We started out with the "Heart to Heart" position, shown in the picture
below. This
position utilized both the Wedge and the Ramp and was
great for both oral AND intercourse. We added our own twist
with the addition of one of our favorite sex toys (the
Cate II vibrator). With the Wedge
and Ramp firmly in place on our bed, the angle created allowed for
amazingly deep penetration and easier manipulation of the vibe.
Eddy reached an incredible orgasm in less than three minutes. It
was apparent that this was going to be a multi orgasmic evening.
A quick 180 degree turn of the ramp and we were engaged in
 "Puppy
Love," according to the manual, at least. This is basically
doggy-style with the wedge added for comfort. Again, the Ramp
delivered. This was the best rear entry sex we've ever experienced
- and we're not normally given to such hyperbole. The soft
covering felt great and the angle was perfect. We again engaged
the
Cate II and notched Eddy's 2nd
"big O" in a row.
All of this was just too much for me to take and it was time for
yours truly to
 join my
wife in a big O of my own. Again, a quick repositioning of the
ramp and we were now having sex in the "Standing Ovation" pose,
which by now had reached a fever pitch and ended with she and I literally
exploding ("big O" number 3 for Eddy) in ecstasy! As we laid in our stoned state of minds, we
just couldn't believe, after all the crappy products we've tried
(and not included in this site), that one finally (over)
delivered.
In conclusion, we are deluged with offers to review adult products
of every conceivable type almost daily. Most are over-hyped, badly
made, and - even worse - unsafe. Thankfully, the Liberator line of
shapes defy the majority of sexual products and actually deliver
great quality and even greater sex. If you only buy one adult
product in your lifetime, save all your money and spend it with
Liberator.
Special Note: lest you think the Liberator has only one purpose,
our four year old son LOVES playing on/with it - it makes a great
kids' toy, too!
For more innovative ways to use the Wedge and Ramp, click on an
image below:
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