Synopsis: A silicone masturbation sleeve.
Freddy's Review:
In 2003, while attending the Erotica LA show here in town, we came
across a booth staffed by cute Japanese girls, which always works
to stop me in my tracks (regardless of what they're selling). My
weakness for Asian gals, after all, is what led me to Eddy all
those years ago. The interesting thing about this booth was that
they were actually hawking some pretty cool sex toys - toys we
were interested in carrying - but not one of the luscious babes
spoke any English! Perplexed, we could get virtually no
information from them other than "Eethacost twerve dorrahls" and
"Show spesher two foh twenty," and so on. After much exasperation,
we managed to finagle a card out of them with the name and phone
number of a gentleman named Akira.
The trouble with
that was that getting in touch with HIM proved almost impossible
and we gave up after a few weeks of unreturned correspondence.
Then, months later, we picked up the phone and our mystery man
Akira was on the other end. Weird! He immediately apologized for
his delayed response, explaining he was in Japan for an extended
period and that he'd be happy to come over and show us some of his
company's offerings. As he was literally blocks from our house,
the song from "Twilight Zone" began swirling in my head and, in
minutes, he was sitting at our kitchen table, toys spread out all
over the place.
Most of the
offerings were rabbit-style vibrators, bearing close resemblance
to those made by Vibratex (who distribute the Charmer and Little
Kiss, for example), along with some anal toys and various other
items, some of which we had no idea of their function. One item in
particular caught my eye (pictured above) - a squishy piece of
rubber with what looks like a vaginal opening at one end, tapering
upward about 6 or 7 inches, a small hole running through the
center for who-knows-what. Seeing my perplexed look, Akira
explained its purpose, which is to mimic the sensation of actual
sex during masturbation. I immediately turned beet-red, as the
thought of sitting there with this ridiculous contraption around
my wiener was more than I could take. I mean, come on, the thing
looks just like those giant slugs you see in Chinese supermarkets!
After he left, Eddy gave me that sly look of "Well, aren't you
going to get busy, boy?" and into the drawer it went, banished for
eternity.
But wouldn't you
know it that curiosity finally got the best of me one day while
pre-screening a new porn flick for Eddy and I to review. While my
memory of the film is vague, my experience with the Utamaro is
not. I was alone for once (mother-in-law gone, Eddy at work, kid
at school) and figured there was no CHANCE anyone would see me
with this contraption on Mr. Happy, so out of the drawer Utamaro
came, some drops of Divine 9 lube were applied, and I slipped my
erect penis into the tiny hole.
My first reaction
was "Whoa - where have you BEEN all my life?!" This thing felt
incredible! Tight beyond belief, Utamaro enveloped my penis like
no vagina ever could, giving a feeling that is almost
indescribable. I am not exaggerating when I say that the first
time I used this thing I came within 30 seconds, tops. In fact, Utamaro makes a great training device for "holding out" longer and
I've been hooked since our first date. For cleaning, it is a
simple matter of turning the sleeve inside out and rinsing with
warm soapy water and it's ready to go. I had found my mistress, my
unfailing and faithful servant for life. No longer would I be
Eddy's sexual prisoner; Utamaro had come and liberated me once and
for all from my wife's vagina. Bliss was mine! There was only one
problem with my newfound love, though, Eddy. Or, more
precisely, that Eddy wanted to SEE Utamaro in action.
Now, I have no
problem masturbating in front of Eddy; however, doing it with
Utamaro caused me to shrink with hesitation. There was just
something that seemed wrong about using the sleeve in front of my
wife, starting with the sheer unattractiveness of the Utamaro
itself. "I mean, come on," I pleaded with Eddy, "this thing looks
awful. Why on earth would you want to see me use it?" Eddy pressed
her case for weeks, with me refusing every time until finally, I
caved in and gave her the spectacle she wanted. In her words:
Eddy's
says:
I love and I do
mean love when Freddy masturbates in front of me. It is just so
erotic when your partner can pleasure himself/herself in front of
you. So as time went on and we started to venture into more toys,
I found myself wanting to see more of Freddy masturbating.
In came the
wonderful Uta Maro! When I first saw it just lying there, I
thought “Eeewwww, it looks so blah”! It lay in its’ form of 8
inches of a white squishy material. It reminded me of a shortened
rolled up newspaper with a very small opening in the middle. But
when I picked it up and felt it, I thought “Wow! This feels so
good in my hands.” It was soft and pliable with no jelly or
plastic smell. As I pulled at it in different directions I found
that I wanted to keep this very unusual toy. So off to home with
it!
First, Freddy
hesitantly lubed up to slip it on. And to his surprise it enveloped his
entire penis with just one stroke down. He hummed as he tried it out, while
I sat back and watched. He fell into a rhythm as he stroked and closed his
eyes. He seemed to fall into a trance as closed his eyes. As he stroked I
came around him to give small kisses around his penis and balls. I watched
with such fascination. He saw how interested I was, and he stoked even
harder and faster. I watched as the head of his penis would pop out at one
end and then descend back into the Uta Maro to only tease me as I waited for
it to show again. As Freddy was about to climax, I felt my own sense of
climax coming to the verge of explosion!
Since then, I've
yet to repeat my solo performance for Eddy (and thankfully she's
not bugged me about it), but Utamaro has remained my bedside
companion regardless, performing over these many past months like
a faithful concubine upon whom I can always rely. It may have been
a difficult journey to Utamaro, but she's now mine until her
materials tell me otherwise.
By the way, there is an
actual TRIBE dedicated to Utamaro,
click here to
check it out!
To purchase or
learn more about Utamaro,
click here or on the links above.
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Utamaro
Masturbation Sleeve
