Synopsis: A sci-fi spoof in which a princess seeks to
escape marriage to the evil overlord and save the galaxy.
Astroknight's Fabulous Review:
Some guys just can’t take a clue. Princess Hubba Hubba (Stormy)
turns down the Evil Overlord (Mike Horner with a fantastic makeup job), but
being an evil alien overlord, he’s willing to kill whoever he has to in
order to marry the Princess and gain control of the Cliteron System with the
help of General Warts (Kyle Stone) and Dark Witch (Devinn Lane). The only
thing standing in her way is Buzz Starfocker (Evan Stone) and her android
Jeeves (Randy Spears). Buzz doesn’t want anything to do with her, but when
Overlord blows up his Floating Balls space casino he’s drawn into the fight
to rescue the Princess in the hopes that maybe there’s a buck and a fuck in
it for him.
Stormy
starts things off giving Ensign Trevor Zen a commendation. Trevor quickly
drops down to suck Stormy’s snatch before letting her ride him reverse
cowgirl style. They keep things going with a bit of missionary before Stormy
sucks and strokes Trevor until he pops on her face.
This
is a pretty good scene. It doesn’t feel really intense, but Stormy really
looks like she’s into it. Her eyes darn near shoot fire a couple times
during the scene, and she takes a facial at the end without batting an eye.
The camera work is a little softer than I think a lot of people would like,
but at least you can tell that Stormy’s really into it.
Devinn
Lane takes Scott Styles back to her chambers to try to extract some uhm,
information from him. After questioning Scott until he gives a little
information, Devinn has Hologram Girl Kim Chambers reward him. Kim releases
his restraints and drops down to suck and stroke Scott’s schlong before
sticking her leg on his shoulder and letting him pound her pussy. Kim rides
Scott reverse cowgirl style next before letting him fuck her from behind.
Finally, Kim sucks and strokes Scott until his spitting snake throws up in
her eagerly waiting mouth.
This
is a pretty hot scene. Scott and Kim have the great chemistry one would hope
for from a real life couple but rarely seem to get. There’s nice energy as
well as some good intensity, while the cameras and editing keep things mixed
up nicely.
Randy
Spears works off being rescued by working as a pleasure droid with Kaylani
Lei, a hot Oriental with some wicked sexy shoes, after she pushes his
buttons a bit. She plays with Randy through his silver suit before pulling
out his cock and giving it some nice oral attention complete with eye
contact. Kaylani climbs up to ride him without any warmup for her before
letting Randy give her a bone doggie style. Finally she rides him in the
mandatory reverse cowgirl before stroking his man milk onto her tongue.
This
is another pretty hot scene. Kaylani is part of the newest batch of Wicked
contract girls, and does a good job of showing why here. She really seems to
get into it, and puts some nice energy into it in addition to the chemistry.
Randy also does a good job, but is fairly subtle throughout the scene and
never takes the attention away from Kaylani.
Evan
Stone gets busy with blue alien Uwhora (Jessica Drake) in the fourth scene
when she doesn’t want to settle for some cuddling. Evan fucks Jessica’s face
before giving it to her from behind and missionary style. Jessica rides him
reverse cowgirl style before taking a very nice pop on her tongue and
swallowing some of it down.
This
is another pretty hot scene. Jessica and Evan are another real life couple,
and once again they deliver the chemistry and energy one would hope for
rather than what one normally gets. The camera work is a little better
balanced here than in the other scenes, and helps this end up as a nicely
done and hot scene.
Next
up, Steve Hatcher and Katie Morgan get it on in the holodeck jungle setting.
They strip each other down a little before Katie devours Steve’s stick as he
leans against a rock. Katie takes her turn against the rock for Steve to
fuck her. He starts out facing her before Katie turns around to let Steve
give it to her from behind. Katie finishes Steve off fucking him as he leans
against the rock before dropping down and taking an okay facial.
This
is an extremely hot scene! Katie and Steve look to be completely into each
other to the point that the world could end around them and they wouldn’t
even notice. There’s great energy and the looks between them were some of
the most intense I’ve ever seen in what’s considered the “couples genre”.
Stormy
and Julian get it on after the Overlord transforms himself into somebody
Stormy would be a bit more interested in. They kiss passionately before
Stormy frees Julian’s overgrown joystick and takes as much of it as she can
into her mouth. Apparently not wanting to get shot into space, Stormy climbs
right onto Julian’s pole rather than trying to get any oral pleasure to warm
her up. Julian gives it to Stormy from behind and spoons her before finally
giving her a monster pop across her face. How big is it? Stormy actually
starts laughing a little when it keeps coming so long that the Energizer
Bunny’s jaw drops off camera. In the commentary they even talk about
Jonathan editing down the pop shot for time!
This
is a hot scene! You can tell that Julian and Stormy are really into each
other, and they don’t seem to hold anything back. There’s great energy and
looks between them that are hot enough that I’m surprised Julian’s rubber
didn’t start on fire!
After
the Evil Overlord goes to sleep, General Warts (Kyle Stone) breaks out his
jar of Inst-a-date. After closely following the “just add water”
instructions (since just add semen would probably ruin the need for the
Inst-a-date), Amber Rain and Casey Pink magically appear in silver and pink.
The girls team up to suck Kyle before Amber lays back for a little
missionary while Casey occasionally licks Amber’s juices off Kyle’s cock.
Casey lets Kyle fuck her from behind while she eats Amber before Kyle
rewards them with a shared facial.
This
is a fairly average scene. The girls seem to be into each other pretty well,
but I hated how the camera panned away every time there was a position
change. Kyle does a decent job, and the highlight of the scene is easily the
two girls kissing after taking the facial.
Devinn
Lane gets it on with Evan Stone before throwing him into the Pit of Death in
the eighth scene. They start things out with plenty of kissing, fondling,
and trash talking and oral for each of them before Devinn climbs up to ride
Evan reverse cowgirl style. Devinn lays back for Evan to take a bit of
control fucking her before popping on her fantastic funbags and giving her a
passionate kiss.
Needless to say, this is a great scene! Yes, Devinn decided to look like a
raging, manhating lesbian for years, but now that she’s taking cock she’s
showing that it was worth the wait. There’s great chemistry as well as great
energy here, and it works out to be one of the best scenes in the movie.
After
giving her a tour of his recharging closet and making sure she can imitate
Koi fish, Randy Spears takes on Hollie Stevens in the penultimate scene.
Hollie goes down on Randy, stroking him and trying to take him into her
throat before she climbs up to ride him cowgirl style. Randy also does
Hollie doggie style before giving her an Elmer’s Glue-like facial.
This
is a pretty good scene. Hollie seemed a little uncomfortable sucking Randy,
and I was a little disappointed that he didn’t give her any oral loving to
get them started. Thankfully the fucking picked up nicely, and the facial
also turned out nice.
Finally, Evan Stone gets royally fucked by Stormy in the tenth scene. She
gobbles his knob before Evan kisses her kitty. Stormy starts fucking Evan in
the mandatory reverse cowgirl before laying back in a chair and letting him
fuck her half way between pile driver and missionary. Finally, Evan gives
Stormy a good facial that she seems to love. She doesn’t shy away from it at
all and her smile just seems to get bigger as Evan’s population pudding
slops across her face and into her mouth.
This
is a pretty good scene to finish things up with. I’m thrilled to have the
oral action somewhat balanced, and Stormy and Evan really look like they’re
into each other. There’s a bit more intensity here than in the other scenes,
and it makes this a winner that shows why Stormy is definitely a contract
girl to keep an eye on!
Although it has some hefty competition, Space Nuts is definitely Jonathan
Morgan’s best comedy. The story is very well done, and does a great job of
ripping off darn near every sci-fi movie you can think of in some way or
another. Those Luca$ movies, the TV series that has the guy with the pointy
ears and the guy with dramatic pauses who sleeps with every alien babe he
meets, its spinoff with the bald guy in charge, the kickass JMS series,
Cameron’s Aliens, and even Mel Brooks’ parody of sci-fi movies are all
skewered here along with plenty of other jokes which kept me laughing
whenever somebody wasn’t fucking, and even part of the time when they were
fucking. It couldn’t have made it, however, without the excellent casting.
Evan Stone is more than just meat and jokes here, and I think this is the
best job I’ve seen him do in a movie. His seriousness is nicely matched by
Stormy’s bitchiness and Devinn Lane’s ball busting frustration, but Randy
Spears and Mike Horner steal the show. Randy is easily at his funniest here,
with his suave charm leading to hilarious results whether he’s around
humans, aliens, or even machines. Heck, even the Koi fish aren’t safe around
Randy, who help him deliver a line that had me laughing for days after first
seeing it! Mike Horner is every bit as funny, with his masterful use of
facial expressions and body language making him the funniest bad guy I’ve
seen since Dr. Evil. I don’t think there was ever fifteen minutes straight
where Mike Horner was on screen where I didn’t have at the very least a big
smile on my face.
Sadly,
the sex is a bit weaker than the non-sex portions of the movie, but it’s
still pretty darn good. There’s a couple scenes that seem fairly average,
but there’s also smoking scenes with Stormy and Julian, Katie Morgan and
Steve Hatcher, and Evan Stone and each of his three partners. The scenes
feel like they’re aimed a little too much at the guy part of couples, as
there’s very little oral sex for the ladies and they feel a bit soft without
an anal or all girl scene. The camera work and editing also seemed a little
too artistic, but there’s enough hot action that I can’t say that I ever
lost interest in the scenes.
Space
Nuts is a fantastic fuck flick! It’s funny, well acted, and has some nicely
done sex. I want to say that there’s a major problem with it somewhere, but
the worst complaint I can have about it is that the sex seems a little too
couples focused, and with this type of movie I’m not sure that it’s such a
bad thing. Jonathan Morgan has a reputation for making the best comedies in
the jizz biz, and Space Nuts rises to the top of his movies easily.
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