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This is the hottest
video we have ever seen.
No, we're not
kidding, and we're not saying it just because we have the honor of
distributing it. We're saying this because it is the hottest video
we have ever seen. If you are looking for an incredibly hot lesbian
video, just stop right now and order this one. If you are looking
for a hot video, period, stop right now and order this one, too.
First-time
director Shiner Louise Houston has covered herself with glory in
this release. Somewhere, there is an apartment, the Crash Pad. If
you have the key to the Crash Pad, you will experience the hottest
sex you have ever had in your entire life. There are just a few
rules, though...
The couples are
almost all real-life couples, and nearly devour each other. There's
more fucking and squirting and cock-sucking (really, yes, in a
lesbian video) than in a whole library of boring mainstream porn
videos. The production is beautifully shot, beautifully edited; even
the DVD menus are hot. The performers are all extremely attractive
without being porn-star-polished.
The DVD is
packed with extras, to: A cast interview, director interview,
storyboards, outtakes, trailers, and a director's commentary.
In over a decade
of watching porn for a living, this wins the prize. Did we mention
that it is the hottest porn movie we've ever seen? It is. Yum. |