Synopsis: Faced with
financial difficulties at home due to slow business at his architectural
firm, Mike and his wife Carol reluctantly tell the kids that the entire
household will be on a budget for the next few months until business picks
back up and the cash crisis ends. The kids get together and decide to help
out by taking on odd jobs, holding car washes and pitching in wherever they
can to help save the family house from bank foreclosure. Wild fun and mayhem
ensue especially when Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a 'figure
model' and finds out she's about to star in a porn movie.
Our Review:
(Care of Roger T. Pipe of www.Rogreviews.com)
I’ve been looking forward to this movie for
close to a year now. Ever since we heard about a porn version of
the much beloved sit-com and saw the high profile display in
Vegas, it has been on the top of everyone’s must-see list. It is
a great idea for a porn parody, but is also potentially a train
wreck. Luckily, the pieces all seem to be in place. Director Wil
Ryder is the man behind the Britney Rears movies and we all know
how well those have worked out. He handled those pop culture
fantasy flicks wonderfully. If the same sense of humor and
sexual fantasy play are present here, this should be a success.
The cast is also crucial here. Just handing out familiar names
to a punch of porn chicks and meat puppets would signal
something cheap and lame. In reality we have perfect casting.
Industry vets Mike Horner and Alana Evans as mom and dad are
great. Both can handle dialog and Alana is experienced enough
without looking old enough to actually be Mike’s wife.
Hillary Scott as Marcia is an
inspired bit of casting, though it should be an obvious one. You
want someone cute, wholesome and pretty who also fucks like her
crotch is on fire? That’s
Hillary baby.
Aurora Snow
as Jan is just as brilliant. She has the look, especially in
this movie and can play that frustrated second banana role
beautifully. Leah Luv is a cute barely legal girl who should
give us a great turn as Cindy. The guys? They don’t matter as
much, but if it matters to you, they are also well cast. All of
the pieces are in place so we just have to put them in the right
setting. After all, a Brady parody wouldn’t mean much without
the right clothes and sets. Both are handled beautifully here.
I’ll talk more about that in the close, but color me impressed
already. The theme song is fucking brilliant, the look perfect,
the clothes wonderfully dated and….well, read on.
When the non-Bradys run into financial difficulties, the
kids all pitch in to help.
Jasmine Byrne
& Mikey Butders
Though Marcia finds work easily as a
figure model, it is Bobby who lands the first film role. He is just trying
to save the house and ends up on set with sexy
Jasmine. She
is hot as ever, but jumps right into full quag mode the second his dick hits
her lips. That mess stops for a while though. So we end up with a blowjob
that looks incredible and is only partially annoying. There is something
wonderfully naughty about
Jasmine every time she starts
talking dirty. She keeps that up as she rides his dick, giving us the lovely
sight of her puffy lips around a dick and the sweet sound of a woman who
knows how to sell it. The sex looks great, is very energetic and ends with a
big facial. They let the camera roll as the cum drips off of her chin and
she licks her fingers clean.
Leah Luv & Kurt Lockwood
The girls try a car wash to raise money, but Cindy runs
into a greasy dude who offers her big money for something special. Kurt
Lockwood shows up and is soon sharing a couch with little Cindy. Since Leah
has always had the barely legal thing going, she fits perfectly into this
role and gives a solid pigtailed blowjob. Her heart shaped pubes are cute
and so is Leah as she bounces energetically in reverse cowgirl. There is
some nice cowgirl footage and very hard mish fucking. For the most part Kurt
keeps his mouth shut and his feet well away from her cute face. That alone
makes the scene better than we might have expected it to be. They have good
energy, play up the pigtails and braces angle and end with a nice shot on
her face that gets mostly swallowed.
Aurora Snow & Tee Reel
Jan stays busy with her boyfriend on
the back lawn. Tee provides the hard dick and she just sucks it like a
perfect girlfriend. As usual, the excels with the eye contact and ball
sucking. Since she looks the most like the Brady she is portraying, this
scene has some added fantasy appeal. It also features stunning hand work as
she makes his dick disappear into her throat.
Aurora looks really good,
especially with her legs spread wide for some serious pussy licking. He
slides easily into her pussy and gets a good response from the sexy middle
daughter. The little white socks thing is pretty cute, but the reverse
cowgirl really steals the show.
Aurora looks great and fucks
like she’s having a great time. Tee bends her over and grabs her by the
hair, fucking her hard from behind. In the end he nuts all over her face,
giving u a fantastic scene. This is one of the strongest
Aurora scenes we have seen in
a while.
Paulina James and Veronique Vega & James Deen
Peter must be the popular brother in the family because he
has two hot brunettes pop by just for a fuck. Paulina and Veronique share
the dick and both are cute, but Paulina emerges as the true star here. She
plays perfectly to the camera, takes that cock deep and keeps her tongue
busy any time she isn’t the focus of attention. Don’t get me wrong,
Veronique shines as well. She is particularly fetching as she mounds his
cock and rides in reverse cowgirl. The girls are very interested in each
other and that makes for some great reaction shots as they watch one another
get fucked. In addition to the hot sex scene, we should note that this set
really does look like the old Brady Boys room from the TV show. Kudos to the
set designer and everyone in charge of this aspect of the production. All
that wouldn’t mean much without the great energy and the shared facial
finish provided by these sexy little hose beasts. Way to go Pete.
Alana Evans & Mike Horner
Ever wonder what Mike and Carol did when the lights went
out? Not surprisingly, they get down and dirty. Mike drives his blonde wife
crazy with some serious rug munching and in return he gets a killer BJ.
Alana has always been one of porn’s most enthusiastic cock suckers so she
brings a lot to the table here. She even uses her big titties to her
advantage. She didn’t always have those, but they add to the action here.
The funky wig on her head makes her look a lot older than she is, but we get
a pretty nice little scene from this hot industry vet. The doggy really
works and she uses two hands at the end to jerk his load right onto her
waiting mouth.
Hillary Scott & Benjamin Brat
There is only one couple left to get
busy. After getting hit in the face by a football (Remember that episode)
Marcia hunts Greg down and insists that they make a porno movie to help out
mom and dad. He eats her pussy and gets her ready, but we can tell that she
wants more. Then Ben acts out the fantasy of nearly every male in America by
sticking his cock right into Marcia’s mouth.
Hillary is so fucking pretty
that this scene would be great even without the fantasy aspects at play.
When her mouth isn’t stuffed full of cock,
Hillary is talking dirty or
licking his balls. Yes folks Marcia has what it takes to be a serious porn
slut. She straddles his cock and works her pussy up and down, taking every
inch as her delectable boobies bounce for us. They finish off this sexy
scene with a big shot on her face. There is a nice little surprise ending as
well.
Bonus:
Just a little note. There is an
extensive thank you list at the end and I made it on there. The bonus
material consists of a two part behind the scene reel that is funny,
interesting and nicely paced. It is much more than your usual BTS in that
regard. There are interviews with
Hillary,
Aurora and Alana as well as
with the director of this fine little adult movie. There is a making of the
soundtrack feature for you music fans out there. We also get trailers for
other X Play movies. Nice collection of bonus material on that, but we
expect that from anything X Play puts out.
I love this movie.
It’s the perfect blend of hilarious parody, sexual fantasy, solid feature
and strokeable smut. Everything from the sets to the music are wonderful.
They even threw in some continuity errors that can be seen as a fitting
tribute to a show that was rife with them. Let’s just hope those were on
purpose. As a feature, Not the Bradys XXX works even better than the Britney
Rears movies. It’s a simple script with universally funny themes. Brady
girls doing porn. Yeah, that works for me. It answers all those questions we
had about the show. What do Mike and Carol do when they are alone? What
would happen if Marcia and Greg ever got it on? Does that fake grass cause
horrible rug burn? Could Cindy suck dick with braces? Of course it fails to
answer a few burning questions. How can six kids share one bathroom? What
exactly does Mrs. Brady with her day? Not the Bradys XXX is easily one of
the top comedies of 2007. It is a wonderfully made movie with a great sense
of humor and huge fantasy appeal. Of course all of this great stuff wouldn’t
mean a thing if the sex wasn’t hot. How does Not the Bradys stack up
sexually? Pretty damn well.
Hillary and
Aurora are fantastic. They
look great, stay in character and provide plenty of heat.
Jasmine Byrne and Paulina
James are great additions to the cast as well. The women look great, they
bring good energy to the action and everyone stays in character. What more
could you ask for? Maybe for Sam the Butcher to really slip some meat to
Alice. I don’t know that they can get the cast together again, but this
movie is good enough to be the next great porn franchise. Some of us have
waited a long, long time for some of these prime time fantasies to come true
and thanks to
Hillary Scott,
Aurora Snow,
Wil Ryder and
Jasmine Byrne,
they finally do. Brilliantly put together and sexually hot, Not the Bradys
XXX is worth picking up and is a strong contender for comedy of the year.
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