00Why Car Sex?
For many of us, the car served as our first sexual experience. Whether or not it was a heavy petting session in the restaurant parking lot, kissing at the now extinct drive-in movie theater, or a make out session outside our parent’s house (or parked at “Inspiration Point”), the automobile has served as a laboratory for sexual exploration and titillation since it first rolled off Henry Ford’s assembly line back in the 1920′s. And just because we may have aged, gotten comfortable with sex in a comfy bed, and dreaded the thought of contorting our now aged bodies into the sardine-like confines of our ever smaller cars, it doesn’t mean we can’t resurrect our teen urges and find sexual excitement behind the wheel today.
Things to Consider Before You Pull Over
Placement
In most places, engaging in car sex is ILLEGAL, and falls under public indecency laws. You can be ticketed, arrested, fined, and sentenced to jail terms of varying lengths depending on the area in which you are busted, the judge, and the extent of your public indecency. Hence, be aware of your parking spot choice and try to avoid neighborhoods or places in which residents can easily spot you, resulting in them reporting your activites to local law enforcement. Steer clear of street lights or high visibility spots; and leaving your windows cracked open to reduce fog is probably a good idea as well. In most cases, cops will either let you drive off with nothing more than a little humiliation, so try to be as accommodating as possible when the flashlight hits your window. Zip up, cover up, and cooperate. Most police officers have done exactly as you are doing at some point in their lives and don’t want to spend lots of time writing you up for automobile sex when they could be out catching criminals.
The Car
It seems obvious that the bigger the vehicle, the better, but what about prepping for your love ride? Give your car a thorough vacuuming and bring a few blankets and/or towels (now might be a great time to throw in a Fascinator throe). Even if birth control isn’t a consideration, pack condoms to keep fluids contained, as well as some handy wipes (baby wipes are great, as are Pleasure Wipes) to wipe up any stray wetness. Try to wear clothing that’s easily removable AND simple to put back on in a pinch (if a cop car’s lights hit your vehicle, getting on as many garments as possible can be the difference between driving away or a ticket (or worse).
Back or Front Seat?
For better or worse, the trend toward smaller vehicles seems to be returning for the forseeable future, meaning very little room either way. If you are the owner of a larger vehicle (like an SUV or older American car, for example), there will be plenty of room to stretch out in the back seat and accomplish any act or position you can dream up. For the smaller car set, however, you’ll most likely need to stick to the front compartment, seat reclined all the way back, in a basic missionary or doggy position, maybe even woman on top if the car’s ceiling is high enough. At 6’2″ and 5’3″, respectively, we almost always stick to woman on top due to insufficient room for anything else in our tiny Toyota Prius.
Moving or Stationary?
OK, we’re all for “road head,” but seriously think of the risks you take when trying to have sex in a moving vehicle. First, just getting into the correct positions is dangerous, let alone your state of mind if you actually succeed. Oral sex is more reasonable, but still unsafe at any speed. That’s not to say we haven’t done it successfully and that you can’t, either. Just take a few sensible and obvious precautions to lower your chances of ending up in the ER or worse.
First, do not attempt to engage in moving car sex on excessively busy or difficult to navigate stretches of road. That curvy mountain road or rush hour stretch of the interstate may look enticing, but you certainly don’t want to be distracted anywhere near precarious overhangs or putting other motorists at risk. Our first time having intercourse in our moving Honda Odyssey, for example, was on a long (and straight) deserted stretch of pavement 50 miles north of Los Angeles. We actually pulled over to the side, assumed the woman on top position (facing each other) so the male driver could see ahead, then proceeded along at around 40 mph until reaching climax 5 minutes later. We tried again with the female facing forward, in other words her driving while being penetrated from behind, seat reclined, with a modest degree of success.
Fellatio can be a far easier route to auto(mobile) erotica, as it’s fairly easy to simply lean over to administer sucking on an erect member, whether or not your car is moving. The male receiving road head will need to be able to drive with his seat back far enough to allow space for your partner’s head to fit between the driver’s abdomen and the steering wheel. He should be wearing pants or shorts that can be unbuttoned (elastic waistbands are very helpful) and slid far enough down to expose his manhood (from now on referred to as his cock). He should be able to easily slide his pants far enough downward with his left hand while you assist with the right side, allowing him to hold the wheel with his left hand and maintain control of the car. If he’s like most men, you’ll be exposing a ready-to-go erection (most males get hard just thinking of getting a blowjob this way) and you can begin the process as you would anyplace else. If your male partner begins to waver as he nears climax, simply pull off the to the side of the road and finish him quickly (which shouldn’t be a problem at that stage) or if on a freeway find a close exit to “get off.” Not to gross our readers out, but hopefully the giver is the swallowing type and everything will be nice and tidy once complete. If not, prepare by placing a towel within easy reach to avoid damage to your car’s upholstery. Help him slide his pants back on and button them for him.
And what about “reverse” road head? Simply put, it’s when a female gets off in a moving vehicle. Due to anatomical differences, we don’t perform cunnilingus while the vehicle is moving; however, that doesn’t mean one can’t utilize a vibrator as the next best thing. Follow the same procedure for fellatio with regard to removal of garments (better yet, she should wear a skirt and no underwear for easy access) and let him manipulate a small clitoral vibe between your legs to produce an orgasm or two. Another variation is to take turns driving or, better still, give each other a masturbation show from the passenger seat.
Whatever route you take, car you choose, or partner who’s willing to share the trip, always keep safety in mind and keep your eyes on the road to all intimate possibilities.