Alicia’s review: After letting it languish in its box for weeks in our closet, we finally decided to put up our Trinity Love Swing and give it a test. Honestly, if your home doesn’t have open beam ceilings, installation can be quite tricky, requiring a stud finder to locate a proper joist into which you can screw the eye hook to hold the swing (and the weight of up to 250 pounds). An alternative method is to use a door frame, but this will limit your options when using your swing. Luckily, we have an open beam ceiling in one room of our home – the bedroom – so putting in our swing was a five minute affair. Hmmmm! We wondered if this was meant to be?
Well, in a quick flash, Freddy was up on a ladder to affix the eyelet screw, chain and the “mega” metal spring that holds up to 200 pounds. If the weight of one person exceeds the 200 lbs., all you have to do is remove the spring (which enables you to only facilitate the up-and-down motion). The last part is to add the single-unit constructed swing itself, which is designed with four supports to comfortably hold the back, butt and both legs. The supports are covered with very soft neoprene and the straps are made of heavy-duty nylon that is fastened securely to the Torque Support Bar that provides balance to the swing for even distribution of weight.
We were both chomping at the bit for this product review, especially my husband. We were going to have a good ole’ time, I imagined, so I dressed up in my newest sexy outfit (thanks to the kind people of Trashy Lingerie in Hollywood), while he lit the bedroom with romantic and sensual candles. He lifted me gently up onto the padded butt support, which I quickly slipped and fell out of! With a little practice I was sitting pretty and swinging all around and it was really comfortable, almost like sitting in one of those swinging hammocks. Well, the little book that comes with the Trinity Love Swing gives you a couple of pages of different positions that you can try to attain for Oral Sex and for Intercourse. So, of course we had to try them all.
Oral sex was first and it was quite heavenly. Just lay back and let yourself go. Really! It was really relaxing and exhilarating at the same time. We then added our toys to the scenario. We used our Fun Factory Patchy Paul and moved on to our other toys like the Fukuoku 9000 and the Eroscillator. It was great swinging and having the use of my hands to use our accessories. When we finally moved onto trying the swing for intercourse we found out how great an asset it is for couples to use. Being that I’m only 5’2’’ and my husband 6’2” this was a treat. There was no possibility of having hubby strain his lower back trying to bump and grind. He was in total heaven while I was in total ecstasy!
Reviewing this device was wonderful. At no time did I ever feel that I was not safe or secure. It is an apparatus that is very useful in the way that it adds new depth to having sex in total comfort and virtual weightlessness. When the swing is not in use, you just need to unhook the assembly, except the eyelet hook, and no one would ever know that you were swinging from the ceiling. Use it as a couple or by yourself. It definitely deserves the room. Move over bed, the swing needs to hang!
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